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Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 2, 2018

What's the best part about being 100 years old?

No peer pressure.

I'm halfway through becoming a stand up comedian

I can stand up, now all I need is comedy

A couple goes to a sex therapist..

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

A Catholic girl is set to marry a man from Greece...

The night before the wedding, the girl’s mother takes her aside and warns her about the reputation Greek men have:

“Now you listen to me, Sunshine- those Greeks like their sex... a certain way, if you catch my drift. If he ever tells you to flip over so he can have you another way, I want you to pack your bags and come right home to your mama!”

2 week’s later, Mom gets a knock on her door at midnight.

“It happened just the way you said it would, Mama! We were having sex the usual way when all of a sudden, he asked me to flip over and do it with the other hole!”

“Aha! And what did you tell him?”

“I told him- ‘my mama said if you ever wanted to do it in the other place, I was supposed to pack my things and come home!’”

“Good girl! And what did he say to that?”

“He said- ‘But Honey! Don’t you want to have a baby?’”

How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water

Elon Musk: Did you move my car?

Team: Yeah.

Elon: Into the parking space, like I asked?

Team: Parking!?