Now when I google Thai boys I can get back to normal results
Thứ Tư, 11 tháng 7, 2018
[Long] A man notices a pirate and asks him, “Excuse me sir, but why do you have a hook hand?”
The pirate says, “Arr, yes, me hook hand. A sword cut me right below the elbow.”
“Well, what about your peg leg?” Says the man
“Arrr, me peg leg. A cannonball shot me right below the kneecap.”
“Well, what about your patch eye?”
“Arrr, me patch eye, I was standing on the poop deck and a seagull pooped in me eye!”
“A seagull pooped in your eye? That can’t take an eye out.”
“Arrr, but you’ve got to remember, it was the first day with the hook.”
A man wakes up in the hospital after a serious accident
He shouts "Doctor, Doctor I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replies, "I know, we amputated your arms."
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
A so cute woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door...
"Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
Amid Japan’s Flood Devastation, Survivors Dig Out
Amid Japan’s Flood Devastation, Survivors Dig Out
The city of Kurashiki is usually considered one of the safest in Japan, sheltered from most natural disasters. After the 2011 earthquake and tsunami on Japan’s northeastern coast, some moved to this area seeking safety.
July 10, 2018 at 08:18AM
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