Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 22 tháng 8, 2018

What's a police officer's favorite gaming console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U...

Two farmers are walking through a field...

Two farmers are walking through a field and come across a huge sinkhole in the ground. “Wow!” says the first farmer, “I wonder how far down this thing goes.” He takes a penny from his pocket and throws it into the sinkhole. The two farmers listen, but they never hear it hit the bottom. The second farmer picks up a large rock off the ground and throws it into the sinkhole Again, both farmers listen, but they never hear the rock hit the bottom. The second farmer spies an anvil a few feet away, and together the two farmers struggle to haul the anvil...

Reddit servers went down today, so I went downstairs and spoke with my family.

They seem like nice people....

Thứ Ba, 21 tháng 8, 2018

What did God say after creating the first digestive system?

Shit just got real....

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot...

How many of you forgave your enemies?

During Sunday mass, the priest asked the crowd: -"How many of you forgave your enemies?" Around 80% of them raised their hands. The priest then asked: "And how many of you intend to forgive your enemies?", and almost everyone's hand was now in the air. Everyone except a feeble, old lady in the front row. -"Ms. Rogers, don't you intend on forgiving your enemies?" -"I don't have any!", she replied through a chuckle. -"Ms. Rogers, that's very unusual, how old are you?" -"98", she proclaimed. -"Oh, ms. Rogers, why don't you come up and share the secret...

A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your...