To satisfy my fetish of having a health insurance.
Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 5, 2019
At the Olympics I saw an athletic guy carrying a long stick and asked him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
He looked surprised and said, "No, I am a German. But how did you know my name is Walter?"
My first attempt at writing a joke, please take it easy on me.
A man walks into a candy shop, as he is perusing around the shop he notices the shopkeep waiving him over to the counter. Not sure what he is really looking for he makes his way over to the counter to see if the shopkeep can be of any assistance.
Man: I'm not quite sure what I'm looking for, nothing has really caught my eye quite yet.
SK: Well we have all kinds of wonderful products but to me, it looks like you are a man of sophistication and great taste, and I think I have a new product that could be perfect for you sent here personally by Mr. Wonka just today.
Man: Mr. Wonka you say, you have my attention.
SK: He noticed that laffy taffy was only bringing joy to the younger customers so he developed a mint with a nice calming flavour and while it's dissolving in your mouth it tells you a joke.
Man: That actually sounds pretty nice, I haven't heard a decent joke in a while.
SK: Why don't I let you try a few to see what you think.
The man puts one in his mouth and starts to smile and by the end of the mint he is letting out a decent laugh.
Man: That wasn't half bad, may I try another?
SK: Be my guest.
As the second dissolves in the man's mouth he is almost in tears from laughing, and he can barely catch his breath.
Man: WOW these are fantastic, Mr. Wonka outdid himself with these, laffy taffy definitely could never compare in flavour or quality of jokes. I don't know how but I bet the best jokes are always in the calm mints.
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''
A blonde called her boyfriend and said,
“Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to put it together or how to get it started.” Her boyfriend asked, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde said, “ According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.” He took her hand and said, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then.......” he sighed, ..... “Let’s put all of these Frosted Flakes back into the box.”
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