A man walks into a candy shop, as he is perusing around the shop he notices the shopkeep waiving him over to the counter. Not sure what he is really looking for he makes his way over to the counter to see if the shopkeep can be of any assistance.
Man: I'm not quite sure what I'm looking for, nothing has really caught my eye quite yet.
SK: Well we have all kinds of wonderful products but to me, it looks like you are a man of sophistication and great taste, and I think I have a new product that could be perfect for you sent here personally by Mr. Wonka just today.
Man: Mr. Wonka you say, you have my attention.
SK: He noticed that laffy taffy was only bringing joy to the younger customers so he developed a mint with a nice calming flavour and while it's dissolving in your mouth it tells you a joke.
Man: That actually sounds pretty nice, I haven't heard a decent joke in a while.
SK: Why don't I let you try a few to see what you think.
The man puts one in his mouth and starts to smile and by the end of the mint he is letting out a decent laugh.
Man: That wasn't half bad, may I try another?
SK: Be my guest.
As the second dissolves in the man's mouth he is almost in tears from laughing, and he can barely catch his breath.
Man: WOW these are fantastic, Mr. Wonka outdid himself with these, laffy taffy definitely could never compare in flavour or quality of jokes. I don't know how but I bet the best jokes are always in the calm mints.
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