An elephant with diarrhea
Chủ Nhật, 10 tháng 1, 2021
COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously
A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
These three drunk guys decide to go to the brothel. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up dolls in the rooms
These three drunk guys decide to go to the brothel. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up dolls in the rooms and turn the lights out. The guys are so drunk the won't know the difference.
30 minutes later the fellas are back out on the street. The first drunk says "my girl was passed out. She never made a peep." The second drunk shouts, "my was dead. She never moved a muscle!"
The third drunk leans in and whispers conspiratorially, "thems was witches."
"Witches?" The other two day in unison.
"Yep! I bit mine on the ass and she farted in my face and flew out the window!"
Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 1, 2021
A teacher gives her young students an assignment.
Use the word 'contagious' in your everyday life and report back to me tomorrow.
The next day all the kids are raising their hand. The teacher calls on Susie.
Susie says, "My little brother has the flu and if he sneezes on me I will get sick because he is contagious."
The teacher replies, "Very good Susie!"
The teacher calls on Timmy. Timmy says, "When I was younger I had chicken pox and all other moms brought their kids over so I could give them chicken pox too because it was good that I was contagious."
The teacher says, "That's another good one!"
Little Johnny is raising his hand and the teacher hesitates but reluctantly calls on him.
Little Johnny says, "This weekend our neighbor finally painted her old fence. My dad said it was about time, it took the cunt ages."
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