Chủ Nhật, 22 tháng 2, 2015

An Engineer was jobless for long time...


He could not find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a board outside.. get treatment for $50, if not treated get back $100.


One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $100 and goes to clinic.


Doctor : I have lost taste in eating


Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.


Patient (Doctor) : This is Petrol


Engineer : Congrats.. you got your taste back ..give me $50


Doctor gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money


Doctor : I have lost my memory, can not remember anything


Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.


Doctor : But this medicine for taste of the tongue


Engineer : congrats. you got your memory back.. give my fees $50.


Doctor goes back angrily and comes back after some days


Doctor : My eyesight is become weak.


Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $100


Doctor : But this is $50 Note


Engineer : Congrats .. you got back your eyesight .. give my fees $50


Doctor shocks...Engineer Rocks..!!!



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