Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heals for her. When they discovered they live the same city Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, movies, restaurants, concerts, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed Nancy to a fine restaurant. wow having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I like a little serious thought before our relationship continues to the next stage. So before I get out a box from my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I am a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breath golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"
Nancy says eight the breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as who you are and I love golf too; but, if we are being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last 5 years I've been a hooker."
"Oh wow! I see." Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a minute. Deep in serious thought then he added, "you know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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