Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 5, 2015

As told by the 80-something year-old man at golf league.

My wife and I were driving home from dinner one night when I hit a small animal. "Pull over and see if it's all right." my wife insisted. Turns out that I had hit a baby skunk. My wife, an animal lover, picked up the hurt baby skunk and told me to drive to the animal hospital. As we were driving, she noticed the baby skunk was cold and shaking.

"What should I do?" she asked.

"Put the baby skunk between your legs, it's warm there.", I told her.

"But what about the smell?" she asked.

"Oh don't worry, he'll get used to it."

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