It's 3 AM, and a general urgently calls by phone to the sergeant...

A private awnsers the phone:
-"Hello?"
-"Quickly, hand me over to the sergeant" the general says
-"No, i'm sorry, the Sergeant is sleeping, and he doesn't want to be disturbed, call him again in the morning".
The general, angry, says:
-"Incompetent! pass me with the sergeant"
The private yells into the phone:
-"Are you a tough guy? CALL BACK TOMORROW IN THE MORNING"
-"Do you know who I am?"
-"No, and I don't care"
-"I'm your General"
-"Holly shit, and, do you know who I am?"
-"Of course not" the general said.
-"Oh, what a relief" and he hung over the phone.
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I hope you guys liked it, if you find any grammar problems, let me know :P