Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 2, 2016

A man goes to his local church to confess...

Man: Father, I have sinned.

Priest: And how how have you sinned?

Man: I have stolen someone's bike, and am now here to give it to you.

Priest: No, no - don't give it to me; return it to the person you have stolen it from and you shall be forgiven.

Man: I did that, but he said he didn't want it.

Priest: In that case, you may keep the bike for yourself.

The man leaves, and after the day is over, the priest comes out of the church to find his bike missing.

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