An elephant in the circus

The ringmaster of a small circus decides to challenge the audience:

"We'll pay 30 million dollars to whoever completes these 3 impossible tasks: make our elephant jump, sit down and talk!"

Suddenly, a man from crowd stands up:

"I can do that, but you have to turn off the lights!"

A little puzzled, the ringmaster leads the man to the stage, brings the elephant and turns off the lights. When the lights are off, the man brutally kicks the elephant's balls and ask the ringmaster to turn on the lights. The elephant is jumping out of pain.

There came the second task. Lights off. The man beats the elephant's balls with a golf club, making the animal sit down in agony.

Lights on. The audience applauds.

"Now the third task", said the ringmaster, turning off the lights.

"KEEP THE FUCKING LIGHTS ON!", said the elephant.