when he noticed a sign in the window of a building.
Lose 5 lbs guaranteed or your money back!
Curious he walked in and asked about the offer.
"It's quite simple. Go into the room on the left and remove all your clothes." said the receptionist.
Unable to contain his curiosity the man entered the room and removed his clothes. Across the room entered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
"If you catch me you can fuck me" she said.
The man began chasing her around and around the room but was unable to catch her. Huffing and puffing he weighed himself afterwards and was happy to see he lost 6 lbs!
The next day the man went back and saw another sign.
Lose 20 lbs or your money back
Excitedly he walked in and put down his money.
"Thank you" said the receptionist. "Please enter the room on your right and remove your clothes."
The man rushed in a removed his clothes ready to pounce when another beautiful woman walked in.
The largest black man with a huge dick walked in.
"If I catch you" he says "I get to fuck you..."
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