Little Johnny is playing in his room..

When his mother comes in and announces that they are going to go next door to see their neighbors newborn baby.

Johnny's mother is well aware that Johnny has a VERY bad habit of saying the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate of times.

Couple that with the fact that the baby next door was born without any ears, this prompts Johnny's mother to sternly warn Johnny that if he utters a single word about the babies missing ears, she will in fact beat him into next week.

Hearing this, Johnny promises that he will not say one word about the newborn babies malady.

Off they go to the neighbors house to see the new baby. Upon peering into the crib, little Johnny's eyes get wide and he exclaims.

"WOW! What beautiful hair your baby has. She is soooo beautiful." "Why thank you Johnny." the new Mother replies. "What a kind thing for you to say."

"And such beautiful blue eyes she has." Johnny says. "Can she see well out of those beautiful eyes?"

"Why yes Johnny." The proud Mother says. "In fact she has perfect 20/20 vision."

"Well that is great!" says little Johnny "Because if she needed glasses, she'd be fucked."