Pilot and Co-Pilot

The pilot was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese."

The co-pilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? WHY is that?"

The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. THAT'S why I don't like Chinese!"

The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo ...Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbor. That JAPANESE, not Chinese!"

And the pilot answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're ALL ALIKE."

Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the co-pilot said, "No like Jew."

The pilot replied, "Why not? WHY don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic" said the co-pilot.

The pilot tried to correct him, "NO, NO!! The JEWS didn't sink the Titanic. It was an ICEBERG!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. ALL SAME!"