I was walking through the park this morning, when I saw a man, standing on a tree branch, with a rope around his neck...

I asked him what was happening and he screamed, "After I jump, everyone will dearly miss me when they recall that I hung myself!"

I immediately assured him that that would not be the case, even if he jumped, right there, in front of my very eyes, that's not what people will say!!

Tears welling in his eyes, he jumped.

As he was jumping, I said, "After you jump, everyone will dearly miss you when they recall that you hanged yourself!!"