A woman walks into a bar, stands on a chair and shouts:
"Fellas! My pussy is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take."
A big dude gets up and takes off his size 16 work boots and shoves them into her pussy. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is sucked in. He puts his face in between her legs to get a better look and he gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises.
"Is someone else in here?" he asks.
"Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says.
"Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the big guy says.
"Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."
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