A guy walks into a bar holding a frog and when he sits down next to a hot blonde, he sets the frog on the bar. She turns to him and asks, "What the hell is that frog?"
"That's Jake, my pussy-eating frog."
The blonde looks at the frog, shakes her head and goes back to her drink. An hour passes and she gets curious. "What did you say that frog was?"
"That's Jake, my pussy-eating frog."
She still can't believe it and goes back to her drink. Another hour passes and she is getting pretty intoxicated. She is really curious about the frog now. Drunkenly she asks, "Wha did you shay that frog wash?"
"That's Jake, my pussy-eating frog."
She finally bursts out, "I don't belie' that one bit! Show me!" She hikes up her skirt and sits on the bar in front of the frog. The man points at his frog and says "Jake, eat!"
The frog looks around, confused. The man says, a bit more irritated, "Jake, eat!!"
The frog looks around and doesn't know what to do. The man was really angry and said, "Jake, EAT!" The frog sits there and does nothing.
The man shakes his head and says to the frog, "All right, Jake. I'll show you ONE MORE TIME!"
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