You won't believe what happened on my last trip to the UK. I was fueling up and noticed two bobbies (police) watching some guy who was smoking a cigarette while he was pumping fuel. I'm thinking, "This guy is an idiot." All of a sudden, I heard screaming. I turned just in time to see this idiot's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! Just as I stopped and went to go help, the officers threw him on the ground and were pouring their coffee on his arm to put out the fire! YES, THEIR HOT COFFEE. After they put out his arm, they handcuffed him and threw him into the back of their van. I said to myself, "What a dim wit. You shouldn't smoke while pumping fuel." So I asked one of the officers, "What are you charging him with? Being stupid?" He looked dead at me and said, "NO. FOR WAVING A FIREARM," which, of course, is illegal in the UK.
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