3 men die and go to Heaven. The men are greeted by god who explains to them that heaven is very large and they will need cars to get around. The car they are given is based on each mans faithfulness to his wife while living. The first man was married 25 years and cheated on his wife 30 times, he is given a shitty old ford pinto and drives off. The second man was married 34 years and cheated on his wife 6 times and is given a 2005 Mercedes. The third man was married 55 years and never cheated once, he is given a new Bentley. The first two men proceed to drive down the road when they see the third man crying in his Bentley on the roadside. They ask him what could be wrong you have a Bentley and are in heaven? The third man replies “yeah... but I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard”
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