Jimmy :- Our house is very small. Me, my mom and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Jimmy, are you asleep?'
I say "No" & he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye.
Teacher:- Tonight, when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
The following morning Jimmy comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again? Jimmy:- Dad asked me if I was asleep. I shut up & kept dead still. Then my mom and dad started moving at the same time. Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mom, "Are you coming?" Mom said, "Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?" Dad answered:- Yes.
Well, they don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, "Wait for me, I'm coming too".
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