A drunk man walks up to the bartender

A drunk man walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink.

The bartender tells him, “No way man. You’re already hammered and your tab comes out at over $200.”

The man responds, “Please I’ll do anything. I’m having really bad withdrawals I just need a beer or two.”

“Really? Anything? I’ll tell you what, I might actually have something for you. I’ve got three jobs that need to be done. You do them, and I’ll clear your tab and give you a few drinks on the house,” says the bartender.

“You got it!” the man exclaims.

The bartender points to the corner and says, “See that big Somoan guy over there? He’s been here for hours and is bothering everyone. I need you to get him out over here. Next, I have my pitbull in the back room and he has a terrible toothache. I need you to pull it out. And finally, down the hall, to the right, there’s a hooker. She has never had an orgasm in her life. I need you to give her one.”

“That’s it? I’ll do it,” replies the man.

He walks over to the Somoan guy in the corner of the bar and knocks him out clean with one punch. He feels satisfied and returns to the bartender.

“I took care of the Somoan guy,” he says.

“Great. Next the pitbull,” says the bartender.

He goes into the back room and the pitbull is pissed off. From outside the room, barking and growling can be heard. For ten minutes, sounds of difficulty and whimpering are produced.

Finally, the man comes out and returns to the bartender.

He says, “Okay, where is that hooker that needs her tooth pulled?”