The English farmer exclaims "It's my egg, because it's my Chicken", and the Irish farmer replies with "Well, the egg is mostly on my side of the fence, so it's mine". They argue back and forth about an hour, until the Irish farmer comes up with a solution.
"To see who the strongest farmer is, we'll have a competition. The winner keeps the egg". The English farmer - convinced he's the strongest - wants to know more. The Irish farmer says "We'll kick each other in the balls as hard as we can, and whoever is standing at the end gets to keep the egg". The English farmer is a bit perplexed, but accepts - because he knows he's absolutely going to win. The Irish farmer says "I'll go first".
He takes 5 steps back, gets a running start and kicks the English farmer so hard he falls to the ground screaming in agony for 5 minutes. When he gets back up, the English farmer with tears in his eyes says "My turn, I'll show you what a REAL kick in the balls feels like".
And the Irish farmer smiles, winks, and says "You're alright, it's only an egg. Keep it".
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