Chủ Nhật, 5 tháng 5, 2019

An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman walk into a bathroom

The Englishman takes a piss, and wipes his hands very thoroughly with 7 squares of toilet paper, while loudly proclaiming that "In England, we always do our job extremely thoroughly"

The Scotsman takes a piss, and wipes his hand with just one square of toilet paper, using every square inch of the paper, while loudly proclaiming that "In Scotland, not only do we do our job thoroughly, but also efficiently"

The Irishman takes a piss, and walks right out while loudly proclaiming "In Ireland, we don't piss on our fucking hands"

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