He says to the first man, "Welcome to Heaven! Back on Earth, what denomination were you?"
The first man say, "I was a devout Presbyterian".
St. Peter says, "Excellent! Then go to door 10, but when you pass door number 2, be very quiet."
He then asks the second man, "When you were on Earth, what denomination were you?"
The second man replies, "I was the pastor of my Methodist church!"
St. Peter says, "Wonderful! Make your way to door 6, but when you pass door 2, be very quiet."
St. Peter asks the last man, "What denomination were you on Earth?"
The man says, "I was Lutheran. Part of the Missouri Synod."
St. Peter says, "You know the drill. Go to door 12, but be very quiet when you pass door 2."
The last man says, "Why is it we need to be so quiet when we go past door 2?"
St. Peter replies, "Because that's where the Catholics are and they think they're the only ones here."
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