A man goes into the confession booth and tells the priest,

“Father, I’m seventy-five years old and last night I made love to two twenty-year-old girls at the same time.”

The priest says, “When did you last go to confession?”

The man says, “I’ve never been to confession, Father. I’m Jewish.”

The priest says, “Then why are you telling me?”

The man says, “I’m telling everybody!”