Old man is sitting on his porch when he sees little johnny walking down the street with a wagon full of tape...

Old man is sitting on his porch when he sees little johnny walking down the street with a wagon full of tape. He thinks and then screams out, "HEY KID!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT DUCT TAPE?!!!".

Johnny responds back, "I'm going to go catch some ducks"

The man, puzzled says, "You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

Johnny walks on without response and the old timer continues on the porch. An hour passes and the old man sees little Johnny proudly marching back with a wagon of ducks.

The next day the old man is sitting on the porch and along comes Johnny with a wagon with his piggy bank.

Again he got curious and shouted out to him, "HEY KID!!! WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT PIGGY BANK?!!!"

Little Johnny says back, "I'm gonna go catch some pigs!"

The old man just shouts, "YOU CAN'T CATCH PIGS WITH A PIGGY BANK!!!"

Again Johnny walks down the road and the man sat on his porch only to be amazed again an hour later with a wagon full of pig.

The next day the old timer is on his porch and sees little Johnny dragging a wagon full of pussy willows.

The old man shouts "HEY KID!!! .... LET ME GET MY COAT!!!!"