My Boss: What’s the joke? I don’t get it.
Me: What do you mean you don’t get it? Just think about it.
My Boss: The Bear can talk?
Me: No, that’s not the joke.
My Boss: The Bear can walk into a bar?
Me: No, that’s not the joke either.
My Boss: The Bear likes to drink?
Me: No, you’re overthinking it.
My Boss: Okay can you just explain it to me then?
Me: Of course not that would ruin the joke!
Conversation eventually changes topics because my boss doesn’t care anymore, I leave work a few hours later
I go to my boss’s office the next morning
Me: Hey Boss can I talk to you about something?
My Boss: Yeah sure what is it?
Me: ...and would you mind throwing a few ice cubes in there?” Bartender asks, “Why the long pause?” Bear replies, “I was born with them!”
Anyways, I need a new job so if anyone’s hiring please let me know.
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