the nun is currently getting her hair done.. meanwhile the pornstar is talking dirty shit about how he would like to have sex with the nun
the nun tries to ignore those words, when her hair is finished, she says she cant do such unspeakable things as a nun, an leaves
the barber then tells the pornstar: every evening the nun is at the cemetry, praying to god. just cover yourself with some old bed sheet, tell her you are god and then she will do anything for you
the pornstar prepares himself a sheet, cuts in holes for the eyes like those ghost costumes, and hides in the bushes at the cemetry
the nun realy shows up and is starting with her prayers the pornstar jumps out of the bushes and says: my daughter, i will answer all you prayers, but first, you need to have sex with me
the nun agrees under one condition: it has to be from behind, because i want to keep my virginity
after they have finished.. the pornstar throws off his white sheets.. screaming "ahaha.. im the pornstar!!"
suddenly the nun throws of her frock screaming full of joy "haha.. and im the barber!"
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