He says: "Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill."
The bartender does just that and hands him the bill. The drunk goes: "Oh I don't have enough money"
The bartender slaps him a few times and tosses him out.
The next day the same guy walks into the bar, drunk again.
He says: Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill."
The bartender thinks that no-one would be stupid enough to pull that trick twice, so he gives the drunk the benefit of the doubt and pours everyone a drink, including himself.
He hands the drunk the bill and, just like last time, he goes: "I don't have enough money."
The bartender slaps him silly and tosses him out.
The next day he walks in Again, and says: "Pour everyone on this side of the bar a drink."
The bartender goes: "What, no drink for me?"'
The guy says: "No way, you get violent when you drink!"
(From my favourite radio stations "Joke of the day")
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