An old man wanted to plant his annual tomato garden. His only son, Jack, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son:

"Dear Jack, I am pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Dad"

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

"Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden! That's where the bodies are buried. Love Jack"

At 4 am next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from this son.

"Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Jack"