Thứ Tư, 19 tháng 2, 2020

Tough to be Irish

"What's your name?", asked the teacher.

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"Mohammad," he replied.

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"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.

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" Mohammad returned home after school.

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"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.

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"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.

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"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"

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And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.

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The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.

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"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.

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"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."

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