He walks up to the bartender and asks for the hardest drink possible.
The bartender gives him the hardest drink and the man shoots it back.
After four drinks the bartender asks “what are you drinking so much for?”
The man says “Well tomorrow I’m going on a TV competition, and I’m a bit nervous”
The bartender asks “What’s the competition? Jeopardy? Survivor?”
The man goes “No, it’s a baking competition where we have to show a recipe, and I’ve been working on this Carrot Cake recipe for ages.”
The bartender satisfied with the answer gives him the drink.
After two more drinks the bartender cuts him off and the man, drunk off his mind, walks out of the bar, passed his car leaving it behind, and goes to his mother’s house.
The next day he wakes up, looks at his phone and realizes he has fifteen minutes to get to the studio for the baking competition.
Scrambling for his keys he runs out of his mothers house and yells:
“Where’s my car ma? It’s my cake’s day
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