A man sits down at a bar and see a jar full of $10 bills.

He asks the bartender, “Hey barkeep! Whats up with this jar of money?” The bartender replies, “The game is simple. Put in $10, complete a challenge, and you win the jar.” The man is intrigued and slides in a $10 bill. “Alright, whats the challenge?” “First, you have to drink this entire bottle of peppered vodka without making a face. Next, theres a pitbull out back with a sore tooth - pull the tooth without dying. Lastly, my grandmother is upstairs and hasn’t had release in forever - you have to bring her to orgasim. Then you’ve got your jar of money!” The man looked at the bar tender and said “No way in hell am I doing that!!” Suddenly, a drunk man comes stumbling over and grabes the bottle of peppered vodka. He downs the whole bottle. But despite tears pour from his eye, he keeps a straight face. He slams down the bottle and runs out back. You hear barking, followed by screaming, then whimpering and suddenly... silence.

After a moment the man bursts back in and shouts “Alright! Now wheres the old lady with the sore tooth??”