A Young Vulture is sick of eating dead things and wants to be a vegetarian...

So he asks his parents whether they can start incorporating some vegetables into their meals.

His father is ashamed of him and says 'No'.

So the young vulture asks if he could bring a carrot to dinner and his mother and father tell him that he is a disgrace to the family and to put these silly notions out of his head.

The son doesn't give up though, every meal he begs his parents: "What about a cucumber?" "How about a little lima bean?"

Eventually the parents get sick of it and relent a little bit. His father tells him: "Fine! You can have a couple of peas with you dinner. BUT you have to eat all your roadkill first."

The young vulture pleads "But daaaaddd"

The father says: "NO! - Carrion my wayward son, there'll be peas when you are done."

Then he plays a sick keyboard solo.