Two straight couples and a gay couple are having a party on a boat, when the boat sinks and they all drown.

Two straight couples and a gay couple are having a party on a boat, when the boat sinks and they all drown. They all arrive at heaven’s gates together, and line up in front of St. Peter. The first straight couple approaches and asks, “Can we get into heaven?” St. Peter checks his book, and grimly replies: “No. You loved money so much, that you married a woman named Penny.” With that, he banishes them to hell. The second straight couple goes next, with the same question... “can we get into heaven?” Once again, St. Peter shakes his head: “No. You loved sweets so much, that you married a woman named Candy.” Again, he banishes them to hell. At this point one of the gay men nervously turns to his partner and whispers: “I gotta say.. this doesn’t look good, Dick.”