In a hotel room at night, two neighbors do not let a third one fall asleep...

At night in a hotel room, two neighbors do not let a third one fall asleep: they tell various political jokes. He tries to scare them:

"The KGB is listening to everything here!"

Those two just laugh and continue. Then he goes out and asks the room attendant to bring to the room three cups of coffee exactly five minutes later.

He returns, leans to the ashtray and says:

"Comrade Major! Three cups of coffee to our room, please!”

The attendant brings coffee. Stunned neighbors go to bed.

In the morning the joker wakes up alone. He asks the attendant where his neighbors are. She replies:

"At night, the KGB swooped in and took them!”

“And they did not take me? Why?”

“Comrade Major said he liked your ashtray joke.”