25 years he's been delivering the mail to the same neighborhood. When it was time to retire, he let everyone know ahead of time, that way if there was an issue with their mail, they new it would be a new letter carrier. As he made his way along his route, he found little going away gifts from some the people. In one mailbox he found a set of fly fishing lures, in another he found a box of cigars and yet another a flask with his initials on it when he came to a home that had been recently purchased by a young couple. Upon opening the mailbox he found a note that said, "Knock on the front door. I have something for you." When the door opened he saw a young woman in nothing but a robe. Without a word she took him by the hand and led him upstairs to the bedroom where they had the best sex he had ever had all his years. She motions to the shower and he gets cleaned up. When he comes downstairs he smells bacon, eggs, coffee, and toast. She points to the chair and he sits and eats the breakfast. When he is done he picks up the cup of coffee to find that there is a dollar under the cup. Dale, puzzled, asks "um, I really enjoyed the sex, and the breakfast was wonderful, but what is the dollar for?" To which she replied, "when I asked my husband what we should give you for a retirement gift he said 'Fuck him, give him a dollar.' Breakfast was my idea!"
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