He is standing there terrified when the devil shows up.
“Don’t be so scared” says the devil. “Hell isnt all that bad. Here I’ll give you an example. Do you like gambling?”
“Sure” says the man.
“Well Monday is casino day in hell” says the devil. “We have all the games and you can gamble all day and all night... all comped”
“How about smoking, you like smoking” asks the devil.
“Yes” says the man
“Tuesday is smoking day. We have cigars and cigarettes from all over the world and you can smoke to your heart’s content. And nothing can happen to you because you’re already dead”
“Wow” says the man”
“Do you like drugs?” Asks the devil
“Yes!” The man says
“Well Wednesdays you can do ANY drug you like for as long as you like. Cocaine, acid, ecstasy, whatever you want, we have... and you can never OD because you’re already dead”
“Amazing” says the man
“You gay?” Asks the devil
“No” the man says
“Oh...” the devil says... “well you’re gonna hate Thursdays”.
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