An American and an Englishman are about to be executed

The American is put before the executioner and is asked: "What are your final 3 wishes ?"

The American replies: "My first wish is to smoke one last cigarette"

They bring him one last cigarette, he somkes it and the executioner asks him: "Your 2nd wish ?"

American: "To drink one last shot of wiskey before I die"

They bring him one shot of wiskey, he drinks it and the executioner asks: "And your final wish ?"

American: "I wish I was burried near George Washington"

So he is executed an burried near Washington.

Then comes the Englishman's turn.

When asked about his first wish he replies: "I want to skate on that lake over there".

Executioner: "But it's not frozen."

Englishman: "No problem. We'll wait until it freezez!"

They waited until winter came, the lake froze and the Englishman skated on it.

Executioner: "Your 2nd wish ?"

Englishman: "To swim in the lake"

Executioner: "But now it's frozen"

Englishman: "No problem. We'll just wait until it defrozez"

They waited until summer came, the lake unfroze and the Englishman swam in it.

Executionar: "And your final wish ?"

Englishman: "To be burried near Queen Elizabeth II"

Executioner: "But she's not dead."

Englishman: "No problem. We'll just wait until she dies!"