I can't stress how many dirty minded redditors commented on my cakeday joke saying they thought the the monk would cream the girl, so this one's for you guys.

At the party, impressed by both the monk's cooking skills, along with his manners and good looks, that she approached the monk, hoping to develop a friendship with him. They were quick to develop chemistry, and the girl's feelings evolved into love for the monk, who was close to her age.

One day, the girl was dying to know if her feelings would be reciprocated, so she invited the monk over to her house.

When he reached there, he was met by a beautiful woman in equally beautiful lingerie, and the girl professed her undying love for the monk.

"I know you're probably a virgin, and that having sex is against your religion, so I understand if you don't feel the same," she said.

Knowing that the monk would never give up the chance at Nirvana to be with her, she looked crestfallen until the monk took her to her bed and said,

"I've lived my life a horny virgin. I love you, but losing my virginity means I'm going to have to lose an essential part of myself."

"You don't mean you'll give up being a monk for me?" she said.

"What?" the monk asked, very surprised.

"No, now that I'm no longer a horny virgin, I have to delete my Reddit account."