A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished but, amazingly, neither of the holy men is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Rabbi sees the priest's collar and says,"So you're a priest I'm a Rabbi. Just look at our cars. Theres nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.' The Priest," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God." "And look at this." The Rabbi says." My car is completely demolished but this bottle of kosher wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." So he hands the bottle to the priest who takes a few swings, and hands it back to the Rabbi. The Rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. "Arent you having any?" ask the priest "No" replies the Rabbi "I think I'll wait for the police."
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