For his birthday, his parents buy him a really superb cowboy outfit. I mean, it’s got everything: the boots, the spurs, the tiny plastic revolvers. The boy is thrilled; he doesn’t take the outfit off all day.
That evening, the little boy’s parents take him out to an ice cream parlor for a birthday sundae. The (rather attractive) lady at the counter smiles at the little boy and asks him what he’d like on his ice cream.
“Hello there, little man, would you like some hot fudge on your sundae?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Okay, and how about sprinkles?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“And a cherry on top?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Certainly, would you care for some pecan nuts?”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Would you like your nuts crushed?”
boy whips out plastic revolvers
“DO YOU WANT YOUR TITS SHOT OFF?”
Grandfather told me this joke years ago, this is it to the best of my recollection.
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