He did not trust her with his life, but custom dictated that he remained with her until the end of time. One day came a call for war. The king and his soldiers suited up to face the enemy, but there remained one thing he had to do. To ensure that the queen wouldn't go whoring about in his absence, the king placed a blade of the sharpest razor at the entrance of her vagina and cast incantations such that it was immovable. Thus left the king for war. He returned victorious and was welcomed home with fanfare. But his first order of business was to check the cocks of all his ministers to scrutinize for a particular razor blade induced injury. One by one, did he scrutinize all his ministers cocks. Alas, every single one of them had their cock split in two down the shaft. So sent the king the traitorous ministers to the gallows. All of them, except the chief minister. So filled with happiness at seeing the uninjured cock of his minister that he hugged him with pride and bestowed upon him great wealth. Happy at the king's generosity, the beaming chief minister said: "Slankh you!".
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