Thứ Hai, 30 tháng 11, 2020

A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."

‟On what grounds?”

‟Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.”

‟No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?”

‟Yes, we've a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.”

getting exasperated ‟Does he beat you up?”

‟No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he does not get up until after I've left for work.”

‟WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”

‟We just can't seem to communicate.”

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