Henry

Henry died in a fire and his body was burned pretty bad.

The Morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Pat and Mike. The three men had always done everything together.

Pat arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Pat said, “Yep, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over and Pat said, “Nope, ain’t Henry”.

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Mike in to confirm the identity of the body.

Mike looked at the body and said. “Yup he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over”.

The mortician rolled him over and Mike said, No, it ain’t Henry”.

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Mike said, “Well, Henry had two assholes”.

“What? He had two assholes?” asked the mortician.

“Yup, we never seen ‘em, but everybody used to say: There’s Henry with them two assholes”.