A man was brought before the court to recieve his verdict.
"For the murder of your mother-in-law with numerous blows to the head with a hammer, we, the jury, find you guilty."
A voice in the back yells:
"You bastard!"
"For the murder of your wife with numerous blows to the head with a hammer, we, the jury, find you guilty."
The voice in the back yells:
"You bastaard!"
"For the murder of your daughter with numerous blows to the head with a hammer, we, the jury, find you guilty."
"You bastaaard!"
The judge having had enough, calls out the man in the back.
"Sir! I understand your reaction due to the heinousness of these crimes, but I must ask you to be silent or be charged with contempt!"
"I'm sorry, your honor...
It's just that I've been living beside this bastard for 10 whole years and everytime I wanted to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one!"
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