Thứ Hai, 8 tháng 6, 2015

Little Johnny dies and goes to hell...

...he finds himself on a pristine tropical beach, surrounded by hot nymphomaniacs and unlimited supplies of booze, drugs and viagra. He spots Satan chilling in a hammock between two palm trees and walks over. "Hey Satan, we were taught that hell would be very different... How come?"

"I know I know dude - see that hole over there?" Little Johnny has a look and spots a huge pit with fire, brimstone, people being tortured every which way... He walks back to Satan and asks "So what's the deal with that hole?"

"It's for the Catholics" Satan sighs "they like it that way!"

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