What do they do with dead chemists? Barium
Met a guy addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
Met a priest who told me he found a new way to make holy water. You just boil the hell out of it.
PMS jokes are never funny. Period.
My medical chart said I had Type A blood. Turned out it was a type O.
Couldn't stand my fuzzy beard at first. Then it grew on me.
My wife got a severe bladder infection. I said, urine trouble.
Was reading a book about Star Trek's anti-gravity. Couldn't put it down.
Apologies to anyone who read this far.
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