(My uncle told me this joke a long time ago so forgive me for messing it up if I do)
There were 3 men who were in training for the CIA, he was at the final stage of his training to become an agent.
They give the first man a gun and send him into a room. In the room he sees his wife tied to a chair. They tell him to shoot her to prove his loyalty. The man stays in the room for 5 minutes and comes out crying saying he can't do it.
The next man is sent in, He goes in for a minute and comes out saying he can't kill his wife.
The last man goes in. A gunshot is heard. The man is in there for another 5 minutes. He comes out. Covered in sweat. He looks at the agent in charge and says "The gun was full of blanks so I had to strangle that bitch"
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